Fentikyatt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, narcissistic swallow.

Fentikyatt created humanity three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fentikyatt, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fentikyatt, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fentikyatt's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Fentikyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never feed lemons to dogs while wearing gray trousers.

3. Never sing in the presence of seals.

4. Always obey Fentikyatt's priests.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.