Xinpitjip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive dragonfly.

Xinpitjip created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinpitjip, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Xinpitjip, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Xinpitjip's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Xinpitjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Put Xinpitjip first in all things.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. You must pray to Xinpitjip eight times a day.

5. Never paint your chest white.