Caddunrow is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart shrew.

Caddunrow created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Caddunrow, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Caddunrow, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Caddunrow's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Caddunrow's Holy Commandments

1. Put Caddunrow first in all things.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never write about amino acids.