Zigfedstig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing faun.

Zigfedstig created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigfedstig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zigfedstig, she will make you grow a tail.

Zigfedstig's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Zigfedstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. You must pray to Zigfedstig nine times a day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.