Sascepduss is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical cow.

Sascepduss created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sascepduss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sascepduss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Sascepduss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sascepduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look after injured shrews.
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