Wotsighogzanbidpaggun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, idiotic gnu.

Wotsighogzanbidpaggun created the Andromeda Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotsighogzanbidpaggun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wotsighogzanbidpaggun, it will turn you into a duck.

Wotsighogzanbidpaggun's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wotsighogzanbidpaggun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not take Wotsighogzanbidpaggun's name in vain.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Never mention seals.