Wikjambess is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, contented bee.

Wikjambess created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Wikjambess, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikjambess, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wikjambess' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Wikjambess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wikjambess.