Zottonknil is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent hyena.

Zottonknil created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zottonknil, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zottonknil, he will cry a lot.

Zottonknil's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Zottonknil's Holy Commandments

1. Zottonknil must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.