Nanlopyad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud dolphin.

Nanlopyad created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanlopyad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanlopyad, she will turn you into a worm.

Nanlopyad's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nanlopyad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple trousers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not take Nanlopyad's name in vain.

5. Never eat bark.