Mifzimbud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, ruthless butterfly.

Mifzimbud created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifzimbud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mifzimbud, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mifzimbud's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mifzimbud's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifzimbud.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide from white geese for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink alcohol.