Yadmitgid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, conceited rat.

Yadmitgid created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yadmitgid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yadmitgid, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Yadmitgid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yadmitgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.