Sandvidwig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered hydra.

Sandvidwig created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandvidwig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandvidwig, it will turn you into a snail.

Sandvidwig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sandvidwig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. You must love Sandvidwig.

3. Always help swans.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look after injured dolphins.