Tagbafbod Camlagbom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, compassionate cat.

Tagbafbod Camlagbom created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagbafbod Camlagbom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tagbafbod Camlagbom, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tagbafbod Camlagbom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tagbafbod Camlagbom's Holy Commandments

1. Tagbafbod Camlagbom must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Retreat if three dogs approach from the south.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.