Veenfid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, tiresome crab.

Veenfid created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenfid, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veenfid, it will manifest in front of you.

Veenfid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Veenfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near frogs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Worship no other gods but Veenfid.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never sit in the presence of sheep.