Cabsakbest is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, conceited wyvern.

Cabsakbest created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabsakbest, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cabsakbest, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cabsakbest's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cabsakbest's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Do not shave your chest.