Kapkem is a god.

It takes the form of a large, vain dragonfly.

Kapkem created the Sun three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapkem, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kapkem, it will manifest in front of you.

Kapkem's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kapkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kapkem.