Cussvilvadfedhivjat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy eagle.

Cussvilvadfedhivjat created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cussvilvadfedhivjat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cussvilvadfedhivjat, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cussvilvadfedhivjat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cussvilvadfedhivjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.