Weeveenvigdotcet is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy chicken.

Weeveenvigdotcet created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeveenvigdotcet, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Weeveenvigdotcet, she will jump up and down on your head.

Weeveenvigdotcet's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Weeveenvigdotcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. Always look after injured geese.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away if six manatees approach from the east.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.