Bepbitfen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent weasel.

Bepbitfen created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbitfen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepbitfen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bepbitfen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bepbitfen's Holy Commandments

1. Bepbitfen must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not speak about coconuts.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.