Doddidvan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair cobra.

Doddidvan created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Doddidvan, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Doddidvan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Doddidvan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Doddidvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never paint your arms white.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not stand on grass.