Bogvon is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless jellyfish.
Bogvon created Mount Everest five million years ago.
If you believe in Bogvon, it will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in Bogvon, it will laugh at you.
Bogvon's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.
Bogvon's Holy Commandments
1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.
3. Do not dye your hair red.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Worship no other gods but Bogvon.