Gablatfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless chicken.

Gablatfoss created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Gablatfoss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gablatfoss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gablatfoss' most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gablatfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gablatfoss on top of all buildings.

2. Do not take Gablatfoss' name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Gablatfoss loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Never hurt squirrels.