Cudtengof is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless horse.

Cudtengof created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudtengof, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cudtengof, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cudtengof's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cudtengof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never pour water over plants.