Riptommitvigrak is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering crow.

Riptommitvigrak created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riptommitvigrak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Riptommitvigrak, she will destroy your home planet.

Riptommitvigrak's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Riptommitvigrak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think ill of sick horses.

3. Do not kill ducks.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Always help sheep in need.