Sigcembug Lipdossnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful fox.

Sigcembug Lipdossnarl created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigcembug Lipdossnarl, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigcembug Lipdossnarl, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Sigcembug Lipdossnarl's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sigcembug Lipdossnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Sigcembug Lipdossnarl on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.