Rotbagstik is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, selfish penguin.

Rotbagstik created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Rotbagstik, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rotbagstik, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rotbagstik's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rotbagstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Run away from blue whales, for they are unholy.