Yim Vanbatdam is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unfair dolphin.

Yim Vanbatdam created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yim Vanbatdam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yim Vanbatdam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yim Vanbatdam's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yim Vanbatdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not take Yim Vanbatdam's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.