Fubhunfag is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish octopus.

Fubhunfag created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fubhunfag, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fubhunfag, he will turn you into a plant.

Fubhunfag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fubhunfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. You must love Fubhunfag.

5. Worship no other gods but Fubhunfag.