Tabsinvil is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, benevolent yak.

Tabsinvil created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabsinvil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tabsinvil, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tabsinvil's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tabsinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tabsinvil on top of all buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not hurt pigs.