Bidhadvan is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, benevolent chicken.

Bidhadvan created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidhadvan, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bidhadvan, he will destroy your favourite star.

Bidhadvan's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Bidhadvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face white.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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