Gudpakmet is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, contented salamander.

Gudpakmet created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudpakmet, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudpakmet, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gudpakmet's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Gudpakmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat grapes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Respect your elders.