Narjancid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever troll.

Narjancid created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Narjancid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Narjancid, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Narjancid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Narjancid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. You must never eat bread.