Lunfoblog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, happy goblin.

Lunfoblog created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunfoblog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lunfoblog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Lunfoblog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lunfoblog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not shave your face.