Haddodbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, benevolent crane.

Haddodbaf created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haddodbaf, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Haddodbaf, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Haddodbaf's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Haddodbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Run away from violet dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Haddodbaf's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never hurt voles.