Cudlindid is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain squid.

Cudlindid created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudlindid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cudlindid, she will laugh at you.

Cudlindid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Cudlindid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.