Rowbadduss Wangombud is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, awe-inspiring tortoise.

Rowbadduss Wangombud created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowbadduss Wangombud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rowbadduss Wangombud, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rowbadduss Wangombud's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rowbadduss Wangombud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Rowbadduss Wangombud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hurt capybaras.