Omtlophim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental mongoose.

Omtlophim created Africa seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtlophim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omtlophim, she will turn you into a slug.

Omtlophim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Omtlophim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always obey Omtlophim's priests.