Pibjadcudben Cipmeggumnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage turtle.

Pibjadcudben Cipmeggumnarl created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibjadcudben Cipmeggumnarl, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pibjadcudben Cipmeggumnarl, she will turn you into a puffin.

Pibjadcudben Cipmeggumnarl's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Pibjadcudben Cipmeggumnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sheep.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Retreat if five moths approach from the east.