Higdabbinwabwodjat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental newt.

Higdabbinwabwodjat created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Higdabbinwabwodjat, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Higdabbinwabwodjat, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Higdabbinwabwodjat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Higdabbinwabwodjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always treat nematodes with great respect.