Nurlxinquim is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unthinking wyvern.

Nurlxinquim created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlxinquim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurlxinquim, it will laugh at you.

Nurlxinquim's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nurlxinquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Nurlxinquim's name in vain.

2. Always obey Nurlxinquim's priests.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never skip in the presence of voles.

5. Never wear violet shoes.