Targcubgonrawfubgenfatnil is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing wombat.

Targcubgonrawfubgenfatnil created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Targcubgonrawfubgenfatnil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targcubgonrawfubgenfatnil, she will ignore you.

Targcubgonrawfubgenfatnil's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Targcubgonrawfubgenfatnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always treat goats with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never bounce near snakes.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.