Hotzaktar Ingkabpop is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring dryad.

Hotzaktar Ingkabpop created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotzaktar Ingkabpop, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hotzaktar Ingkabpop, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hotzaktar Ingkabpop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Hotzaktar Ingkabpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect six iron sculptures of Hotzaktar Ingkabpop on top of important buildings.

3. Do not take Hotzaktar Ingkabpop's name in vain.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Always help sick moths.