Lopstragnul is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, strong butterfly.

Lopstragnul created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lopstragnul, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lopstragnul, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Lopstragnul's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lopstragnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into turquoise rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. You must pray to Lopstragnul eight times a day.