Kaningrill is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable shrew.

Kaningrill created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kaningrill, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kaningrill, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kaningrill's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Kaningrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.