Cemortceb is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring penguin.

Cemortceb created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemortceb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cemortceb, it will turn you into a rat.

Cemortceb's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cemortceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Feed all hungry moths.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not chop down trees.