Stragwipyed is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witless bee.

Stragwipyed created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stragwipyed, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stragwipyed, he will turn you into a mouse.

Stragwipyed's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Stragwipyed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stragwipyed's name in vain.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not eat cucumbers.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stragwipyed.