Lincutpit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain lion.

Lincutpit created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lincutpit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lincutpit, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Lincutpit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Lincutpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never feed cherries to nematodes while wearing cyan kilts.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always obey Lincutpit's priests.

5. Always pray immersed in water.