Tiphasquart Busjigwan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective goblin.

Tiphasquart Busjigwan created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiphasquart Busjigwan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tiphasquart Busjigwan, she will turn you into a slug.

Tiphasquart Busjigwan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Tiphasquart Busjigwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.