Hudtafflamnulflapcadnut Bagmigsigmot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, strong gnu.

Hudtafflamnulflapcadnut Bagmigsigmot created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Hudtafflamnulflapcadnut Bagmigsigmot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hudtafflamnulflapcadnut Bagmigsigmot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hudtafflamnulflapcadnut Bagmigsigmot's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hudtafflamnulflapcadnut Bagmigsigmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Put Hudtafflamnulflapcadnut Bagmigsigmot first in all things.

5. Do not kill frogs.