Jatfothan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humane alligator.

Jatfothan created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatfothan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jatfothan, she will turn you into a frog.

Jatfothan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Jatfothan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Run away if nine badgers approach from the south.

5. Retreat if six snails approach from the east.